gph 12:36 Wed May 30
Insulted by Christians
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They offered me a free hotdog today.
IF I had an immortal soul, MINE would be worth a fuck of a lot more than a lousy hotdog, you insulting bastards!
*waits for the Devil to pitch up, with the entire World on offer*
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bruuuno
12:38 Wed May 30
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Blatantly never happened
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gph
12:40 Wed May 30
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It did, outside York hospital at ~1:10pm
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Westham67
12:45 Wed May 30
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No coffee?
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gph
12:51 Wed May 30
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Not even mustard. Which goes with hot dogs.
Although I did pay another bunch of Christians on the other side of the town for coffee later.
They "live" in the Barbican above Walmgate Bar, but their Christianity, perhaps unfortunately, doesn't stop them from making damn good coffee.
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East Auckland Hammer
12:57 Wed May 30
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Which type of Christian were they?
The Baptist church where I used to live made lovely coffee.
I haven't tried any other branches of Christianity.
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Westham67
12:57 Wed May 30
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The Barbican Christians are renowned for good coffee. not so with Hotdogs unfortunately
Its a shame there are no Christians who cater for both food and drink
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East Auckland Hammer
1:01 Wed May 30
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Westham67 12:57 Wed May 30
That's not true. The Beachlands Baptist Church did wonderful food (no hotdogs) last year. They put on some sort of Halloween alternative last year for the kids (not just mine, all the local ones) and they had a superb range of food and drink.
A lot of homemade cakes, but also homemade paella, and some thai street food, again all homemade.
I don't particularly care for their beliefs, but I'll ALWAYS back up their culinary skills.
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gph
1:07 Wed May 30
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I'm not sure which brand of Creationist they are, but they've got fairly discreet ads up for a Creationist Day School.
And they're across the road from the Calvary Chapel, which has got aluminium foil on the inside of its windows.
Can't say they're the same mob, though.
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East Auckland Hammer
1:10 Wed May 30
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Obviously the tin foil helps keep the heat in for their hot dog production line.
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the exile
1:34 Wed May 30
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"Man shall not live by bread alone."
That's why they put a sausage in it.
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Westham67
2:33 Wed May 30
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Do those Christians you spoke about gph sell Rapture Burgers?
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J.Riddle
4:05 Wed May 30
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Not very Christian of you this thread geep.
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cholo
9:49 Wed May 30
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Because nothing says spiritual salvation more than reconstituted chicken.
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Russ of the BML
10:50 Wed May 30
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You could've politely declined it and suggested that they give it to someone who needs it more.
Just a thought.
By the way, what offering would be worthy of you?
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Hermit Road
10:52 Wed May 30
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Bread and fish would have been more appropriate.
Maybe a fish burger.
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
11:32 Wed May 30
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Big Church Day Out at Capesthorne Hall this weekend. Coffee, hot dogs and devotional music.
I can't fucking wait, me...
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Coffee
11:33 Wed May 30
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Hermit Road 10:52 Wed May 30
:-)
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Hammer and Pickle
11:39 Wed May 30
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So, are we agreed that Jesus was basically saying we can have our cake and eat it?
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Hammer and Pickle
11:42 Wed May 30
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Orthodox churches in and around the Caspian Sea used to do black caviar.
Basically free from barrels; all-comers could help themselves to ladles of it.
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
11:44 Wed May 30
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Hermit Road 10:52 Wed May 30
'Maybe a fish burger.'
WIMPY SHANTY!!!!
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